General Protection Fault presents Harry Barker and the Prisoner of Angband
CREATED BY JEFFREY T. DARLINGTON

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[Comic for Monday, August 29, 2016]

References: Prof. Oracularity

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[[It is apparently the next day. Wearing their school uniforms, Harry and Don exit a classroom, preceded some distance by a very angry Harmony.]]
Don: Zounds... I've never seen Harmony more steamed than at Prof. Oracularity...
Harry: [Patting himself down] Hold on... I forgot my tablet in her classroom. Be right back...

[[Harry re-enters Oracularity's classroom. As he picks up his tablet, he spies the professor with her back to him, staring at a collection of charts.]]
Harry: Sorry, Professor... just forgot my--
Oracularity: [Interrupting, in a hollow, robotic voice] He will return tonight...

[[Oracularity turns suddenly. Her eyes appear hollow, as if she were in a deep trance. As she speaks, it is in a robotic monotone.]]
Oracularity: Tonight, he who betrayed his friends, whose heart rots with murder... shall break free. Innocent blood shall be spilt... and servant and master shall be reunited once more!

[[Just as suddenly, Oracularity snaps out of the trance, looking around blankly as if she doesn't know where she is. She spots Harry and stares at him as if she's never seen him before.]]
Oracularity: Oh, Harry, my boy... can I... help you with something...?
Harry: N-no, thanks, Professor...

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