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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Wednesday, February 6, 2002]

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[[In a visitation room, Amadeus and Fooker discuss the situation.]]
Fooker: Can't the U.G.A. do some arm twisting to get me out of here?
Amadeus: I don't think you're comprehending the whole issue, #6.

Amadeus: The Undisclosed Government Agency is the ultimate Top Secret branch of the NSA. Only three people outside the Agency know of its existence.

Amadeus: Even the President is unaware of out covert operations. If we were to "arrange" for your release...
Fooker: It would compromise our secrecy.

[[Fooker plops his head down, defeated.]]
Fooker: In other words, I'm utterly screwed.
Amadeus: Not exactly the words I would have chosen, but accurate.
<<Bonk>>

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