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[Comic for Sunday, December 28, 2003]


[[The Duncans' kitchen. Dwayne tries to feed Sydney with spaghetti. He has one on his head as well as tomato sauce on his pull-over. Sydney eats the spaghetti with her hands and has tomato sauce all over her mouth. Dwayne looks pretty amused by the situation. Nicole is in the background, wearing a vest and obviously leaving the house.]]

Nicole: Dwayne, can you handle Sydney for a while? I have to go meet with a... er, client.
Dwayne: Sure, Nicole.

[[Dwayne looks enthusiastic; Nicole does not]]
Dwayne: So, is this the big case Urbanski wants you to handle alone?
Nicole: Unfortunately. Don't wait up.

[[Nicole is at Nick's apartment's door, outside. Nick is inside]]
Nick: Um, hello, Nicole. Is there something I can do for you?
Nicole: Sorry to impose, Nick, but where is Fred?

Nick: He's in the kitchen.
Fred: Good. You're here. Pull up a chair. I've already started.

[[Nick looks puzzled]]
Nick: Already started? What's going on here?
Fred: Nick, I'm about to have a long discourse with my lawyer. I would appreciate some privacy.

[[Nick looks even more puzzled, frozen-like]]
Nick: Your... *LAWYER*?
Fred: Now, fetch up some drinks and be off with you. A cola for her and reheat some pizza grease for me.
Nicole, hiding her eyes with her hands: <<sigh>>

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