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[Comic for Saturday, August 20, 2005]

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Fred: This is the one and only Fred Physarum. you've got 30 seconds to hold my interest.
Voice on phone: I-is it really you? "Fred the Slime Mold?"

Fred: Yeah. Move it, Kid. I don't have all day.
Voice on phone: I'm so glad I finally found you! I've been searching for you for almost seven years!

Fred: Look, is this about a book deal or TV or radio appearance?
Voice on phone: Er... No...
Fred: Then call my agent. I'm busy, son. Scram.
<<CLIK>>

[[We see it is Socrates who was calling Fred]]
Socrates: Curse this gelatinous form! You've come this far, Socrates! You will NOT be turned back now!

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