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Well, then... What's the scuttlebutt on the rest of C.R.U.D.E.? Surely we aren't the only ones in custody.
Interesting you should ask...
Capt. Calamity and Lady Ruin were both killed by agents in 2004. The Damnation Trio botched a teleportation experiment while trying to escape Agent #18 in 2005. Only to end up in six separate locations.
Ew. I don't like that math.
Lord Kamatayan and Duchess Lebeti ran off together on a whirlwind tryst of lust and larceny only to end up killing each other over their spoils in 2007.
Dang. Lebeti wasn't much to look at, but she could sure incite panic.
The most bizarre is Stratego. Maddie says she's now fighting alien invaders in a parallel universe.
That's it! My escape plan! Now if only I can make an interdimensional transport using plastic forks and rubber rain coats!

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