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[Comic for Monday, March 4, 2013]


[[Justin (Agent #6) and Maddie O'Hara (Agent #12) are entering the back of a crowded conference room, while Agent #18 (puppet) speaks from the front of the room. A drowsy looking male agent with a shaved head is questioning "Agent #18".]]
Agent: What gives, #18? I've got a flight to Cairo in a few hours...
Agent #18: Sleep can wait, #72. This is more important.

Agent #18: [to the whole room] Fellow agents... I regret to inform you that we've just received word from on high that we're in for a shake up. The administration isn't happy with our current budget... or with our recent success rate.

[[Justin, Maddie, and Agent #7560 (the agent that called them from where they were discussing Inertia earlier) listen intently.]]
Agent #18: With C.R.U.D.E. dead, numerous terrorist groups defanged, and talks of us pulling out of Afghanistan and Iraq, we are officially in decline. While we have certain budgetary immunities, they're getting harder to rationalize in Congress.

Agent #18: In light of this and other factors, it is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that "Amadeus" has resigned as head of the U.G.A.
[[the rest of the audience reacts in disbelief.]]
Voice: What?
Voice: Can't be...
Voice: No...
Voice: Is he serious?

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