
Friday, March 5, 1999
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Transcription
Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
BardBader: I have slain Obi-Dwayne Bologna, and now I will destroy you !
<<zzzhwoom!>>
Everyone: !
Ki: Quick, Nock! Use your lightsabre!
Nick: Uh, I don't have one of those...
BarfBader: Too bad...

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