
Friday, April 23, 1999
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Transcription
Fooker: Not only do I have a sentient slime mold living in my apartment, but he teaches literature at a major online university...
<<klik klak>>
Fred: It has its benefits. I am judged by my intellect. Not my appearance. My students respect me, me peers admire my depth of knowledge, and I can use the faculty pool for free if I'm in town.
Fooker: I guess all that time you spent watching PBS was good for something...
Fred: The chicks on IRC dig me when I recite love poetry...

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