
Wednesday, May 19, 1999
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Fooker: You're getting fat, Fred.
Fred: I am NOT getting fat.
Fooker: You need to go on a diet.
Fred: I am preparing to begin mitosis.
Fooker: That's right, make up excuses for eating all my food...
Fred: For your small brain, I'm pregnant.

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