
Monday, July 26, 1999
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Transcription
Fooker: Why so glum, chum?
Nick: I'm having a small crisis of conscience, Fooker...
Nick: I told you about this "Pookel" mess, right? The girl who's my secret admirer on IRC?
Fooker: Yeah. You've been chatting with her online since last December...
Fooker: Don't tell me you just found out she's a 300-pound prison inmate named Chuck...
Nick: No... Nothing quite THAT disturbing...

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