
Thursday, August 5, 1999
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Fooker: Joke all you want, you two, but I'm going to offer to help the new girl move in and show her I can be a true gentleman.
Fred: Boy, THAT'LL be a stretch...
Fooker: I will carry her furniture. I will assemble her electronic equipment. I will offer to help her in any way possible...
Fred: You will stand idly by flapping your jaw, while your neighbor Chuck beats you to her...
Fooker: Not if I can help it...

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