
Saturday, August 7, 1999
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Transcription
Fooker: Okay, Fooker, you've gotta make a good first impression on this babe who's your new neighbor. Otherwise, she won't see you for the true sex magnet you are.
<<knock knock>>
Fooker: I am poised. I am confident. I am the master of my own destiny. I am fragrant.
<<click>>
Trudy: Well! Isn't this a pleasant little surprise!
Fooker: I am doomed.

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