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[Comic for Thursday, January 13, 2000]

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[[Fooker stumbles in, badly bruised, as the slime molds Fred and Persephone heckle.]]
Fred: Hail the conquering hero...
Persephone: Fooker! What happened?

Fooker: My old high school bully Butch Kilgore is dating Trudy, the girl next door. He beat me up for old time's sake.
Fred: At least you have no honor to defend.

Fooker: Now they're on their way to a "Friday the 13th" marathon, because they find it romantic.
Fred: Persephone, get the gun. I'm going to put him out of his misery.

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