
Wednesday, April 12, 2000
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Fooker: The ballad of Fooker Crocket, by Jason M. Barker. *AHEM*
Fooker sings: Born in a suburb in Californee, Smoggiest state in th' land of th' free, Raised in th' city so's he'd never see a tree...
Ki: Shattup
Fooker sings: Kil't by a b'ar, when he was twenty-three
[[He notices in dismay a bear following him]]
{{Wallace T. Bruin's first strip}}

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