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[Comic for Monday, August 21, 2000]

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[[Nick and Ki encounter Moldfinger dressed in a tuxedo. Ki is dumbfounded]]
NARRATOR: FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE: NEW SECRET AGENTS NICK, KI, AND FOOKER TRACK DOWN THE SINISTER MOLDFINGER, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE IS REALLY:
KI: SEAN CONNERY?
NICK: YOU'RE REALLY MOLDFINGER?
SEAN CONNERY: BUT OF COURSE.


[[Nice close-up of Sean Connery's face]]
SEAN CONNERY: I'VE BEEN BORED WITH ACTING FOR SOME TIME NOW. SO I DECIDED TO PICK UP A NEW HOBBY: BEING A SUPERVILLAiN. I FIGURED TAKING OVER THE WORLD SHOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH. I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH CHARISMA AND SEX APPEAL TO PULL IT OFF.

[[Ki is doubled over and weak at the knees in the presence of her hearthrob. Sean, not Nick]]
SEAN CONNERY: SPEAKING OF WHICH, I AM TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A MISTRESS. ANY TAKERS?
KI: AHBA AHBA AHBA...
NICK: UH, KI..?

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