
Friday, January 5, 2001
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Transcription
Fooker: Listen, babe, Comp Sci is a rough and tumble department, and I, FOOKER, am its king. I'm the SYS ADMIN 'round here: the profs all come to ME with their questions.
Fooker: This ain't no place for a sweet little kitten like you. We eat C, PERL, and JAVA for breakfast. So do yourself a favor and take your Quick BASIC knowledge to another department before you get hurt.
Unknown [[off panel]]: Dude! Hurry Up! Doom is waiting, man!
Fooker: Now I've got a deathmatch to finish. I'll process your form next week.
Ki: Process this...

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