
Friday, October 12, 2001
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Transcription
"So I told them to use their teleporters to steal gold from Fort Knox, selectively so it won't be missed...
"Then they could buy large quantities of cheese from the American Dairy Association (which would have to explain where the gold came from)...
"In turn, the aliens released both me and fooker, as well as a crate of supplies, my 'payment'...
"Which contained alien weapons, so I could conquer a small nation and complete my C.R.U.D.E. membership..."
Trudy: Behold the power of cheese.

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