
Tuesday, December 25, 2001
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Transcription
[[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking inside Trudy's appartment]]
Trudy: B-But you're so OLD...
Empress Trudy: I'm your future self, you twit. 20 years from now, we will obtain our destiny.
Trudy: I have to start coloring my hair...
Empress Trudy: You are at a crossroads, a critical point where your plans fail or succeed.
Trudy: And a diet... got to lose weight...
Empress Trudy: The world is in your grasp, and I'm here to make sure you don't screw it up.
[[Trudy holds her breasts]]
Trudy: Plastic surgery... face lift... got to fix THESE...
Empress Trudy: I LOOK MARVELOUS FOR MY AGE, MORON!

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