General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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Judge from Help Desk is © Copyright 2002, Christopher B. Wright. Used with permission.

[Comic for Sunday, February 24, 2002]


[[At Fooker's court case]]
Judge: This court is now in session. The prosecution will begin its opening statements...

Sedgewikki: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: we stand today in the presence of pure EVIL, personified by the monster known as Jason Barker.

Sedgewikki: By carefully examining the deluge of evidence against him, collected carefully by police and backed by eye-witness testimony, we will show there can be no other culprit but THIS man...

Sedgewikki: And, based on this evidence, I have no fear that there will be no doubt in his guilt, and that you will save our community from his sinister bloodlust and put him away for the rest of his days. Thank you.

Judge: The defense...?
Maddie: Um... He didn't do it?
Fooker: Is that the best you can do?

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