
Monday, March 4, 2002
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Transcription
[[Fooker is on the witness stand; we see O'Hara & Sedgewikki.]]
Maddie: Your witness...
Sedgewikki whispers: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this...
Sedgewikki: Mr. Barker, you claim to have been on a flight the night after the attacks, yet I don't see your name on any of the flight manifests.
[[Sedgewikki has the manifests in hand.]]
Sedgewikki: Do you still have your plane tickets?
Fooker: Er... no...
Sedgewikki: Luggage tags?
Fooker: Nope.
Sedgewikki: Parking ticket?
Fooker: Didn't drive.
Sedgewikki: Do you have ANY proof you were on that plane?
Fooker: Well, I have a bag of peanuts, but they're a little moldy now...

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