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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Thursday, March 7, 2002]

Transcription

[[Sedgewikki cross-examines Nick.]]
Sedgewikki: Mr. Wellington... The police report states you were present at the mall during the attacks.
Nick: Uh, yes.

Sedgewikki: In fact, witnesses claim you confronted the attacker when he singled out an unidentified victim, correct?
Nick: Er, yeah...

Sedgewikki: You claim to KNOW the Defendant is NOT the attacker. If that's so, can you offer a BETTER explanation of who the attacker was?
Nick (thinks): Uh, oh...
[[Nick starts sweating]]

Sedgewikki: May I remind you that you're under oath...
Nick: It's, uh, a little hard to explain...

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