
![[Comic for Friday, March 22, 2002]](/comics/gpf20020322zLMuE.png)
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[[Dwayne looks shocked]]
Dwayne: I _know_ who burned down my building?
Officer: Yes, but before we spill the beans, we need to ask you a few more questions.
[[Dwayne sits down and looks reluctant]]
Dwayne: Oh, all right...
Officer: Now, you say your business has been in some financial trouble lately?
Dwayne: Yeah... but we're handling it.
[[Dwayne, possibly aware of what is going on, looks shocked]]
Carl Club: You lost some personal finances in last summer's flood, rihgt?
Officer: What kind of insurance did you have on that building? I'll bet it's upwards of half a million...
[[Dwayne looks stern as Detective Club gets out a pair of handcuffs]]
Dwayne: I don't think I should answer those questions without my lawyer present...
Carl Club: Well, then you get one phone call to reach him.
{{Dwayne is arrested. The Officer wtih Club may be the bus driver from "Random Threads"}}

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