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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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Alex from Help Desk is © Copyright 2002, Christopher B. Wright. Used with permission.

[Comic for Tuesday, May 7, 2002]

Transcription

[[At Ubersoft, Ki interviews for a position.]]
Narration: Ki's job interviews:
Alex: Hello, Miss Oshiro. I'm Alex, and for some inexplicable reason, I will be interviewing you today.

[[At Alex's desk.]]
Alex: Have you heard of Ubersoft before?
Ki: Well, you guys sued my old company last year...

Alex: Ah, yes, GPF Software. Strike one against you. I'm required to ask if you are in any way opposed to immoral acts to further the company, including lying, stealing, murder, or summoning the undead.

Ki (off guard): Um... Yes?
Alex: Ooh... Strike two. I don't suppose you're ready to sell your soul either...?

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