General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Thursday, May 16, 2002]

And, in the spirit of today's US release of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, we present a very special bonus comic! Yes, I know, it doesn't fit into the continuity, but I liked the joke so much I couldn't help myself. I guess you'll just have to put up with an extra GPF comic for today. Poor you. Anyway, here it is:

[Comic for Thursday, May 16, 2002]


{{Main Comic}}
[[Ki ducks into a store, Chuck stands outside]]
Ki thinks: Okay, you know the safety drills... go into a busy public place like this store and call the police.

[[Chuck walks by]]
Ki thinks: He's walking by, but I'm sure he knows I saw him. Why is he tailing me?

[[Ki is talking with a man who is behind the counter]]
Man behind counter: Can I help you?
Ki: Yeah... some strange man's been stalking me. Could you call the police?
Man behind counter: Sure, you wait right here.

[[Ki thinks by herself]]
Ki thinks: Could he be following me to make sure I don't find out about him? Or... just maybe to keep me from going somewhere else?

{{Bonus Comic}}

[[Fooker makes a phone call to Dwayne while clutching his stomach]]
Fooker: Hey, um, Dwayne? I think I'm coming down with Sithitis, so I won't be coming in to work today.

[[Nick is calling Dwayne]]
Nick: ... Yeah, I have to go see my doctor about this Padawan Elbow.

[[Ki calls Dwayne]]
Ki: ... Today's my Padme smear test. It's a woman thing, so don't ask...

[[Fooker, Ki, and Nick are standing in line at the cinema. Fooker is buying tickets, Ki is facing forward, and Nick is turned around, shocked. Dwayne is standing behind them ]]
Ki: So, do you think he bought it?
Nick: I wouldn't be so sure...

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