
Wednesday, June 19, 2002
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Transcription
Wallace: Welcome to my hunble den. It's far from a grande hotel, but I call it home.
Wallace: The refrigerator is fully stocked, and the satellite TV is here. I can't get local stations, but Animal Planet is channel 63.
Fooker: May I use your... Um, phone?
Wallace: Of course. It's tapped to a main switching station nearby, so every call is free. I'll get something to remove those handcuffs.
Dwayne: But we don't have any hand... cuffs...
Wallace: What? Isn't a bear allowed to have a hacksaw in the woods?

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