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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Tuesday, October 22, 2002]

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[[Fooker looks sad and Sharon looks more receptive.]]
Fooker: I love you, Sharon. I was stupid once and I learned my lesson. I _never_ want to lose you again.

Fooker: You're strong and independent, and I know you can take care of yourself, but there are some things in this world bigger than both of us, and it's my job to fight them.

[[Fooker takes Sharon's hand; Sharon looks sad]]
Fooker: I swear to you I'll come back, but only if you're waiting for me. If not, I'll stay away and never return, but my heart will always be here.

[[Sharon falls into Fooker's arms and embraces him]]
Sharon: Come back to me in one piece, you big, dumb, OS bigot.

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