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Friday, December 13, 2002![[Comic for Friday, December 13, 2002]](/comics/gpf20021213GtGQk.png)
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Perspephone: Okay, since you boys can't resolve this peacefully, I will act as a neutral arbiter.
Nick: Hmph.
Fred: THIS I gotta see.
Persephone: Nick, Fred and I DO require a decomposing environment to survive, but it must not be at the sacrifice of your health. Fred will clean up the mess.
Fred: What ?
Persephone: However, we WILL require somewhere we can rest. I psopose you provide us with a small box of garbage on the enclosed porch. That way, it is away from you yet still available.
Nick: Sounds fair.
Persephone: Also, since we do eat your food and use your facilities, Fred will pay half your rent, just like we did with Fooker.
Fred: Hold on here! When did this go to MONEY ?!
