
Monday, February 17, 2003
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Transcription
Trudy's mother: So the prodigal daughter has come home, and just in time to ruin my business trip.
Trudy: Hello to you too, Mom.
Trudy's mother: I was just going to take the private jet to Reno to close a multi-billion dollar deal. Guess I have to stay here and entertain my failure offspring.
Trudy: My being here never kept you home before.
Trudy's mother: Oh, ouch. You wound me to the quick. Now get lost.
Trudy: Let me in or I'll tell the IRS about your little "second business" in Columbia you never pay taxes on...
Trudy's mother: Reeves! Prepare another guest room.

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