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[Comic for Thursday, February 20, 2003]

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Mr. Glowerhausen: Oh, how wonderful! You have blossomed nicely into womanhood, my Moonbeam!
Trudy: Dad, stop calling me that.

Mr. Glowerhausen: Your chi tells me you are fertile! If you mate now, you will bear us many wonderful grandchildren!
Trudy: DAD!

Mr. Glowerhausen: But I sense you have no boyfriend! Reeves! Hurry! You must lay with her at once, before it's too late!
Reeves: Yes, Sir.
Trudy: DAD!

Reeves: Of course, Miss Trudy, you realize I am only following orders...
Trudy: Touch me and you'll be eating through a straw out your--
Mr. Glowerhausen: ASSUME POSITION!

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