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[Comic for Tuesday, July 22, 2003]

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[[Fred is wearing a headset and is facing Trent and Dexter]]
Fred: All right, that's it. You two came to gawk at the talking slime mold, huh? Let's get a few things straight...

Fred: This is a place of business, not a freak show. We all have a job to do, and mine is just as legitimate as both of yours.

Fred: Dwayne hired me to handle tech support. If you have a problem with that, take it up with him. Otherwise, get out of my cytoplasm before I tell him about your species harassment.

[[Dexter salutes]]
Fred: Am I making myself perfectly clear?
Dexter: Yes, sir! Mr. Slime Mold, sir!

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