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[Comic for Thursday, October 16, 2003]

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[[Fred approaches Dwayne in his office. Sharon is leaving]]
Fred: Dwayne, can I have a word with you in private?
Dwayne: Sure, Fred.

Fred: You were very gracious to give me a job, even when I had no qualifications, and everyone has been very accommodating of my unique physical attributes, save one.

Dwayne: Let me guess, Trent? Is he pulling his pranks again?
Fred: I do not call them "pranks." I call them a direct infringement on my right to exist.

Dwayne: That's a pretty harsh statement, Fred.
Fred: Well, if he was shooting a Super Soaker filled with sulfuric acid at you, I'm sure you'd agree...

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