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[Comic for Thursday, October 30, 2003]

Transcription

[Nicole speaks into the telephone.]
Nicole: Let me get this straight. In your opinion, Trent has discriminated against you, and you'd like to take him to court.
Fred: That is correct.

Nicole: Well, based on what you've described, I'd think under normal circumstances you'd have a clear case...
Fred: Under normal circumstances?

Nicole: Well, it's not a simple matter of suing him. There's no precedent for someone like yourself in today's court system.
Fred: Someone like myself?

[[Nicole closes her eyes and puts her head in her free hand.]]
Nicole: Fred... you're a slime mold...
Fred: I'm a stick of dynamite, already lit. Don't make me whale on you too, sister...

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