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[Comic for Tuesday, December 30, 2003]

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[[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]]

Nicole: So you wish to file on the ground of workplace discrimination, correct?
Fred: Correct. Trent violated my rights as a sentient being.

Nicole: You *do* realize that you can't sue *Trent* for harassment, right? It is the company's resposibility to provide a harassment free workplace, so your suit will be against *GPF*.
Fred: Um...

Nicole: Did you file a complaint with the equal opportunity commission? Has a right to sue been issued after the 180 days waiting period?
Fred: Er...

[[Nicole looks bored and suspicious, almost angry]]
Nicole: Have you done *any* research into workplace discrimination?
Fred: I don't suppose reruns of "LA Law" count, do they?

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