
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
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Fred: Have you considered online dating?
Dexter: I'd like to think I'm not THAT desperate...
Dexter: But I used to chat on IRC and I've got a Friendster profile. So far I haven't gotten anywhere, though.
Fred: Hmm... unwired it is, then.
Fred: We need something that will get you the maximum amount of exposure in the shortest amount of time, and I think I know just the thing.
Dexter: "Speed Dating?"
Fred: In today's world, if you can't sell yourself in five minutes or less, you're napping with the dinosaurs.

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