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Thursday, April 22, 2004![[Comic for Thursday, April 22, 2004]](/comics/gpf20040422m_yNI.jpg)
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Fred: You only have five minutes in your "speed date" to sell your best qualities. Don't try to spill your whole life story; distill it to just your best traits.
Fred: It's a lot like writing a resume. You know what you want to say, but you need to compact that into concise powerful words that make you rise above the competition. Now let's go over your attributes...
Dexter: Um, well, I have a bachelor's degree...
Fred: "Educated"...
Dexter: I like to read "Star Trek" books...
Fred: "Well read"...
Dexter: I like to eat...
Fred: "Culinary connoisseur"...
Dexter: I'm a computer programmer...
Fred: Um... better not mention that one. That will kill things faster than a reality TV romance...
