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[Comic for Sunday, April 25, 2004]

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[[A number of people looking at a hostess]]
Hostess; Good evening, everyone! Welcome to tonight's speed date event!

Hostess: Everyone should know the rules. Gentlemen, you've been assigned a starting number of a lady's table. When the bell rings, you move to the next lady's table. We continue until all pairs have been made. Ready? Then let's begin!

[[Dexter walks toward a woman sitting at a table, looking at the number 7 in his hand]]
Dexter (thinking): Okay, Dex... here's the first girl. Keep it cool and collected... Don't panic...

Carol: Hi, I'm Carol! You must be...?
Dexter (thinking): Crap... what was my name again...?

[[Carol's hair is blown back as Dexter shouts]]
Dexter: DEXTER! COMPUTERS! STAR TREK! BOOKS! READ! EAT! WRITE! DRESS NICE!

Carol (smiling nervously): You're... just a little bit nervous, aren't you?
Dexter (shouting): NERVOUS!
Carol (thinking): _PLEASE_ let the bell ring...

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