
Saturday, September 4, 2004
![[Comic for Saturday, September 4, 2004]](/comics/gpf20040904tUz0e.jpg)
Transcription
[[Scott, Tim, and Patty follow Fooker to the kitchen]]
Scott: The first and easiest test is his consumption of caffeine. We will observe his reaction to the week-old coffee in the lounge.
[[Scott peeks around the kitchen door, watching Fooker holding the carafe above his mug]]
[[Scott checks his watch as the coffee crawls towards the lip of the carafe]]
[[The coffee finally leaves the carafe]]
Fooker: Ooh... I love it when it's evaporated to the consistency of crude oil...
Scott: (whispering) Check.

![Sign up for GPF Premium to see this Sketch! [Sketch Preview]](/premium/sketches/previews/gpfskprv20130715.png)
![Scan this QR Code with your mobile device to get GPF on the go! [QR Code for GPF-Comics.com]](/images/qrcode.png)