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Monday, January 3, 2005![[Comic for Monday, January 3, 2005]](/comics/gpf20050103_lF3G.jpg)
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[[Nicole and Mercedes get off the elevator]]
Mercedes: Good morning, Mr. Sedgewikki.
Alan: Hello, Ms. de la Croix.
Nicole: Put your tongue back in your mouth, Alan. You're drooling worse than a St. Bernard.
Alan: Good morning to you too, Mrs. Duncan.
Nicole: Honestly, I don't see why men chase after black widows like her.
Alan: Honestly, it's a woman like that that makes a man wish he went into civil law.
Nicole: And you call yourself a district attorney...
Alan: You're still upset because I prosecuted your husband's employee, aren't you?
