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Friday, January 14, 2005![[Comic for Friday, January 14, 2005]](/comics/gpf20050114ifOnL.jpg)
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[[Nicole Duncans office, Nicole, Fred and Fooker are present]]
Nicole: Then our plan is clear. We have two objectives: To prove a slime mold is legally a person, and to prove your murder claim is true.
Nicole: We'll need all the evidence you can find for the latter. The water gun, the bleach, eye witnesses...
Fred: I can get them all. Trent hasn't tried to hide anything.
Nicole: The former, though, will be difficult. We'll have to PROVE your sentience.
Fred: No problem. Ask my any reasonable question, and I'll answer.
Nicole: Won't work. We'll need EXPERT analysis. That's why I want you to go see Nick's uncle, prof. Wisebottom.
Fred: "Daniel, to prove your innocence, please step into the lion's den."
