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[[Sharon and Fooker are discussing marriage at a computer show's concessions area]]
Sharon: I didn't know you wanted to marry me...
Fooker: Well, that's just it. Technically, I don't. But I thought you might.
Sharon: So... you don't want to marry me...?
Fooker: Gah, that's not what I meant. I love you, Sharon, and if I ever did want to marry someone, it would be you. I just don't want to get married, now or ever.
Fooker: I've had some... bad experiences with failed marriages, including my parents, and I don't want to follow in their footsteps. I just thought with Nick and Ki getting hitched, you might... you know...
Sharon: I promise I will do everything in my power to avoid catching the bouquet.
Fooker: Can we put you on the other side of the lawn? Or better yet, stay inside?

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