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[Comic for Thursday, March 24, 2005]


Wisebottom: By Napier's bones, I thought you boys said you were geeks.
Fred: _He_ may be a geek, but _I_ never made such a claim.

Wisebottom: Fred, form a pseudopod on each side. Place the tip here on each side of Jason's skull, then ensure contact with a generous amount of cytoplasmic slime.
Fooker: Good thing I haven't showered.

[[Fred has formed and placed the tendrils]]
Wisebottom: Now concentrate on those tendrils. Don't move them, but imagine they extend beyond your outer membrane.
Fred: Whatever you say...

Fred and Fooker: Honestly Otto, I don't see where this little exercise is going to get us...
Wisebottom: It'll be apparent soon enough...

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