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[Comic for Tuesday, April 26, 2005]

Special Guest Colorist: Meaghan E. Quinn, artistic mastermind behind
Eat the Roses and Vigilante, Ho!

Transcription

[[The Warmonger is holding Sharon in one of his claws as the Absolutely Incredible team attack him.]]
Nick: Be careful not to hit Sharon!
Nick: Ki! Fooker! Stick to range attacks! Everyone else, let 'im have it!

Dexter: Hey, um, Speck! Why don't you use your super speed on him, like loosening a few bolts really fast?
The Inexplicable Speck!: Because my powers don't work that way. My super speed gave out during Nick's apology speech.

Dexter: Gave out?
The Inexplicable Speck!: My powers are tied to the unstable half-life of a new type of radiation I discovered.
The Inexplicable Speck!: Thus, when the half-life expires, my powers change. The super speed *may* come back eventually, but until I discover the new power, I don't know what it is.

Dexter: Wow... That's... *weird.*
The Inexplicable Speck!: Tell me about it. It also requires a fast and vivid imagination.
The Inexplicable Speck!: I've got a few stable powers, like some super strength and invulnerability. But the "random" power is strongest.

[[The Inexplicable Speck!'s left arm has suddenly stretched out a few feet.]]
Dexter: And it's undoubtedly elasticity.
The Inexplicable Speck!: Huh. *That's* a new one.
The Inexplicable Speck!: Maybe the dean at the college will stop pestering me to see his chiropractor after this...

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