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[Comic for Thursday, April 28, 2005]

Special Guest Colorist: Meaghan E. Quinn, artistic mastermind behind
Eat the Roses and Vigilante, Ho!

Transcription

[[The Inexplicable Speck!, with his new power of elasticity, has wrapped up the Warmonger and laid him flat on his face on the ground.]]
The Inexplicable Speck!, to Nick: Your friend is free, and I've pinned him for the moment! If you "created" this guy and you know his weaknesses, now would be a good time to share them!

Nick: Ordinarily, the Warmonger is just a guy in a big metal battle suit. The Team could easily defeat him on even terms.
Nick: But as long as he has the Mobius Wave Gem, we *can't* defeat him. That's why he stole it!

Nick: The Mobius Wave was created by an ancient alien race called the Elorinians. With their advanced technology, they created a new perpetual energy source to replace their dying sun. Like a Mobius Strip, the Wave is endless with no beginning or end. Some say the Elorinians did not *create* the Wave, but they were the only ones to tap into it and harness its limitless power.
Nick: Ten thousand years ago, the evil sourcerer Deglok the Despicable sought to harness the Mobius Wave's power from any location. So he created a gem to focus time and space to the Wave's coordinates. The Absolutely Incredibles were pulled back in time to defeat Deglok, but when he was overpowered, he flung the Gem into an interdimensional void. The Team tried to --
Someone else: HOLD ON A SEC!

The Inexplicable Speck!: Did we *really* need a history lesson? Wouldn't it have been easier just to say "Gem bad. Remove Gem. Beat bad guy?"
Nick: Well... I guess...

[[The Warmonger tries to push himself up.]]
Warmonger: That dork never knows when to shut up.
The Inexplicable Speck! and Nick, in unison: You keep out of this!

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