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[Comic for Friday, May 20, 2005]

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Sharon: Wow... I- I don't know what to say...
Alice: I know you've always wanted to know about your birth parents. But for some reason these records were difficult to find.

Alice: First we were told there were none. Then we found they were sealed. It's taken years to finally get them, but here they are!
Sharon: Oh, thank you, Mom!

Sharon: As much as I love you two, I've always wanted to learn about my real parents, to find out who they were and what they were like. Maybe even learn why they put me up for adoption...

Fooker: Maybe that "birthmark" is a branding form a secret government genetics lab...
Sharon: Maybe SOMEone isn't getting any genetic experiments later tonight...

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