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[Comic for Thursday, July 7, 2005]


Reporter: Say, aren't you Jason Barker, the man convicted for the 2001 Christmas Mall Massacre?
Fooker: Er, yeah...

Reporter: What are you doing out? You were given three consecutive life sentences!
Fooker: I was acquitted upon finding new evidence.

Reporter: ACQUITTED? Since when?
Fooker: Since last year. YOU did a 15-second blurb on it on the local nightly news.

Reporter: Hrmph. Like I'd recall a forgettable footnote like THAT...
Sharon: Face it, dear. You're yesterday's news.

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