
Thursday, July 21, 2005
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Mercedes: By converse, has the defendant ever attempted to cause bodily harm to YOU?
Trent: I'm... loathe to mention it. But yes, it ASSAULTED me a few months ago.
Mercedes: If you can bear to do so, please explain.
Trent: I was minding my own business in my office when it violated a restraining order and took over my body.
Mercedes: Took over your body?
Trent: Somehow it gained access to my body and made me perform degrading, embarassing acts. It even got me arrested!
Nicole whispers: I TOLD you that would come back to haunt you...
Fred whispers: If I go to jail over THAT, it'd be worth it.

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