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[Comic for Wednesday, August 10, 2005]

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Nicole: Mr. Terrell, you've already expressed that, unlike seemingly everyone else here today, you consider the defendant as sub-human. Yet your own counsel considers him a person to pursue this trial.

Nicole: Tell me, what did you think the results of your pranks would have been? If you had hit him with that bleach?
Trent: What NORMALLY happens to funky fungi hit by bleach. It gets destroyed.

Nicole: Yet several witnesses have testified to his intelligence, and we all consider him a person for the purpose of trial. If he is considered a person and you actually tried to destroy him...

Nicole: Could that not be considered attempted murder? Mr. Terrell?

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