
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
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Transcription
Hola, Senor and Senora Wellington! I'm Jason, but all my pals call me Fooker. I'm your son's best man and your chauffeur for today.
Such an... interesting nickname you have there.
It's a long story involving metasyntactic variables, a fish, and copious amounts of alcohol. It's best left to ancient history.
But your chariot awaits to whisk you away to your h0tel and eventually to the church.
Is that your car? It seems nicer than what Nick described.
Actually, this is my girlfriend's. For some reason, she refused to let me pick you up in my car. I mean, it still has four wheels and a motor. That's all we really need, right?

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