
Tuesday, December 6, 2005
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Transcription
So how is our resident celebrity?
Not bad, Chuck. I'm definitely keeping busy.
We saw you on Leno the other night. It seems you've been getting around...
Oh, I'm hoppin'. The hard part is avoiding the Jerry Springers ot catch the Larry Kings.
Now that I have fame, it's time to put it to good use. I want to spread my unique brand of earthy wisdom, not squander my fifteen minutes on tack sensationalism. I... hold on a minute.
BZZT
Blast it! I knew I should never have given Oprah my cell number! She probably gained another pound and wants me to reassure her it's okay on national television...

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