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[[TO THINE OWN SELF...: CHAPTER TWO]]
Ki: GAH! I AM RUNNING _SO_ LATE! SHARON, ONE OF THESE DAYS. I'M GOING TO GET YOU BACK FOR KEEPING ME OUT LAST NIGHT!
Sharon: JUST THINK OF IT AS PREPARATION FOR TONIGHT. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL BE GETTING ANY SLEEP...
Ki: POOR NICK IS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. I'LL BE CRANK CALLING YOU ALL NIGHT LONG.
Nicole: ISN'T THIS FUN, DWAYNE? IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF OUR WEDDING...
Dwayne: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR ALMOST SEVEN YEARS...
Fooker: FRED, I'VE CHECKED. THERE ARE NO PAPARAZZI ANYWHERE IN SIGHT.
Fred (under Fooker's hat): KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. YOU COULD USE THE "HAIR GEL."
Dexter: SHAVING CREAM, BALLOONS, STREAMERS, CANS, GLASS CHALK, CAN OF SARDINES...
Scott: INVENTORY FOR "DECORATING" NICK'S CAR?
Dexter: YEP!
Patty: OKAY, PATTY... YOU CAN DO THIS. IT'S JUST A WEDDING. IT'S NOT EVEN _YOURS_. SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU'LL SCREW THIS ONE UP TOO?

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